Detractors

I'm only in here due to tragic circumstances - I got caught.

Fletcher, Norman Stanley - HM Slade

Decoration poor. Needs some brightening up.

Stewart, Martha - Alderson Federal Prison Camp

Belmarsh needs £10,000,000 spent on it. Not a Penny More, Not a Penny Less.

Archer, J – Belmarsh

Normally problems are with overcrowding - actually there was room for a few more inmates...

Mandela N, Robben Island

Death-eatingly bad.

Black, Sirius - Azkaban

The wiring is in a shocking state. In one room, a chair could be easily connected to the mains and become live. A real danger of electrocution. Oh wait...

I Fry - Sing Sing

Neutral

“The vilest deeds like poison weeds,
Bloom well in prison-air;
It is only what is good in Man
That wastes and withers there:
Pale Anguish keeps the heavy gate,
And the Warder is Despair.”

Wilde, Oscar - Reading Gaol

I'm innocent - OK?

Davis, G - Wandsworth

Of all the buildings, Prisoner Cell Block H was my least favourite

Doyle, Franky - Wentworth Detention Centre

I hear that train a-commin', it's rollin' around the bend
And I ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when
I'm stuck in Folsom prison and time keeps draggin' on

Cash, J - Folsom Prison

Promoters

Would definitely recommend. My minutes there just flew by.

Thank you Sheriff!

Hilton P - Century Regional Detention Facility, LA